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hannah plz

  • Priestess of Light: idk man if more people were like us/me
  • well
  • um
  • nothing would
  • get done
  • because there would be very poor communication happening and like
  • Nika: the world would cave in
  • Priestess of Light: a zombie outbreak would happen in california, and the mes in california would be talking to the mes in connecticut
  • and like
  • there's a survivor me hiding in his basement in california messaging his friend me in ct
  • and ct me asks what's been up
  • "Oh I'm almost out of spaghettios. idk what I'll eat next, all the canned goods I have left are, like, fukken peas."
  • ct me goes "wait why canned goods"
  • ca me goes "OH RIGHT HAHA I forgot to mention there was a zombie outbreak"
  • ct me goes "shit bra."
  • "so... want me to mail you some more canned goods?"
  • "yeah that'd be tight"
  • Priestess of Light: waits for you to quote this somewhere because that usually happens when there's a long pause after I have a discussion with myself around you
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Roy Earle is such a goddamned douchebag. Seriously, L.A. Noire.

loweryi:

BUT AT LEAST, HANNAH HAD THESE TRUE WORDS TO SAY ABOUT HIM:

roy takes the cake

as the office asshole

offers you a piece

and just as you’re about to say “why yes, thank you”

he takes a dump on it and throws it at you

then he shoves the rest of his cake in his facehole and laughs at you while you contemplate what just happened

then he uses your tie as a napkin

i mean every word i say

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theslowpokewell:

Peter on Anime.

theslowpokewell:

Peter on Anime.

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fairinspace:

largeautomobile:

kattisu:

and that’s what makes it so beautiful.

I don’t really think of this as like MAJOR REASON HOMESTUCK IS GREAT but I guess it is a big thing in its favour! also this art d’aww

everything about this d’aww

fairinspace:

largeautomobile:

kattisu:

and that’s what makes it so beautiful.

I don’t really think of this as like MAJOR REASON HOMESTUCK IS GREAT but I guess it is a big thing in its favour! also this art d’aww

everything about this d’aww

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joshishollywood:

Not to criticize the job you’re doing as King or undermine the importance of finding out what happened to those bitches, but here in Hyrule we make that kind of cash from cutting the grass for about five minutes. You gotta ante up, my dude.

joshishollywood:

Not to criticize the job you’re doing as King or undermine the importance of finding out what happened to those bitches, but here in Hyrule we make that kind of cash from cutting the grass for about five minutes. You gotta ante up, my dude.

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shoujokay:

This is how I feel with my stuff.
It’s like “ahem why am I so ugly ERASE ERASE MEEEEEEEEE NOWWWWWWWW”

shoujokay:

This is how I feel with my stuff.

It’s like “ahem why am I so ugly ERASE ERASE MEEEEEEEEE NOWWWWWWWW”

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Something wonderful about Junpei Iori

missmika:

When you say his (last) name, you have to smile.

EEEE
:DDDD

oooohh

:0000

REEEEE

:DD

…yeah :D 

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pantiesnpasta:

—badwolf:

ofcourseipeedmyself:

brittanylongbottom:

-thegreylady:

e-pic:

uprightcitizens:

fullofnargles:

-thepointman:

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gpoy

GPOY

Basically.

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