That’s all I needed
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I do not know why. But i always get these old white people who’ll tell me how Obama is Satan, and even after agreeing just to hope to end the conversation, we somehow get to talking about the Mayan calender or Sputnik.
oh gads I got this too…
this one time I got a 60-year-old man who pretty much told me his life’s story while his pizza got cold and then proceeded to hit on me. Sobs…
I am glad you like my translations but PLEASE CREDIT or REBLOG from this tumblr. Please note that I am the one who did these translations. Also, you have not sourced the original artist either. It would be best if you had a translation link credit and an artist link credit in your post.
(your askbox is not open so I must respond in this manner. I would greatly appreciate your cooperation and understanding).
wow I am literally all of these at any given point in class
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Lemony Snicket gives love advice on twitter. (Part 1)
What a beautiful man
“Darling, I want your scrotum.”
I really adore him.
Mmm, Hannah, I love how your upper chest has mammaries.
Yep you’ve earned your ticket out of talking dirty, Nicko
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Characters from the Assassin’s Creed universe get to experience Christmas in deviantARTist canadian-rainwater’s fun set of fan art.
Assassin’s Creed Christmas by Sak / canadian-rainwater (YouTube)
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