looks over at sara…………..
omg hannah you will hate me because this just happened to you
it was apparently a talking ad on mediafire even though it sounded like a legitimate newscast man idek i hate talking ads sjfklgkls
(Source: thefuuuucomics)
hannah why can’t i quote our entire conversation on tumblr
probably because you and i are the only ones that find it funny, huh
yeahhhhhhhh that’s probably it
we are fucking hilarious, the only reason we can’t quote our entire conversation is because people would hate us for how beautifuk we are
don’t hate us because we’re beautifuk
(Source: hylianbrotherhood, via loweryi)
hannah plz
- Priestess of Light: idk man if more people were like us/me
- well
- um
- nothing would
- get done
- because there would be very poor communication happening and like
- Nika: the world would cave in
- Priestess of Light: a zombie outbreak would happen in california, and the mes in california would be talking to the mes in connecticut
- and like
- there's a survivor me hiding in his basement in california messaging his friend me in ct
- and ct me asks what's been up
- "Oh I'm almost out of spaghettios. idk what I'll eat next, all the canned goods I have left are, like, fukken peas."
- ct me goes "wait why canned goods"
- ca me goes "OH RIGHT HAHA I forgot to mention there was a zombie outbreak"
- ct me goes "shit bra."
- "so... want me to mail you some more canned goods?"
- "yeah that'd be tight"
- Priestess of Light: waits for you to quote this somewhere because that usually happens when there's a long pause after I have a discussion with myself around you
ghet:
gordon no
gord- no gordon
stop playing with it
you’re gonna lose a finger gordon
stop it
Gordon shows so much character, despite never uttering a word.
Oh man. The HD pack’s idle animation.I can only imagine Gordon making car noises in his head.
gordon is the best
omg, what is he holding. Dammit, I need to finish this game!
This was probably my favorite ever, next to HL2’s lion ant pets
Lemony Snicket gives love advice on twitter. (Part 1)
What a beautiful man
“Darling, I want your scrotum.”
I really adore him.
Mmm, Hannah, I love how your upper chest has mammaries.
Yep you’ve earned your ticket out of talking dirty, Nicko
important
Have you ever thought “Man, I feel impossibly ****ty and I don’t know why”?
Run through this checklist before you do anything else.
- What have I eaten in the last 24 hours? Is it enough? If not, go and eat some food, you butt.
- Am I hydrated? If not, put some fluids in your body, fool.
- Have I slept an acceptable amount in the last 24 hours and preceeding few days? If not, do your utmost to have a nap. You need a reset, bro.
- Have I been outside/partaken in whatever form of exercise I am capable of? You’re stagnating, homie.
- Have I communicated with anyone? At all? About anything? In the last 24 hours? Sup, you’re not actually a lone wolf, and even if you’re just shouting BUTTLUMPS at someone over the intertubes, it’s better than shouting it at yourself inside your own head.
So basically: eat, drink, sleep, walk, and talk. If you still feel like emotional ass after that, start looking for more involved explanations.
(via chicksdigthephoenix)
