Dear $$$CANADIANA PHARMACY$$$:
I notice over the course of the past few weeks you’ve offered me two pretty sweet deals: 30 100mg Viagra for USD 81.90, and 30 20mg Cialis for 91.50. I see that you’re very concerned about my ability to achieve an erect penis, and I’m flattered. It’s good to know people care.
But, see, the problem is that I’ve already tried these products. They did not give me an erect penis. I understand you’re trying to help and all, but I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m a lost cause, and that you’re better off directing your business elsewhere.
but they’ll be damned if they stop tryin’
- Cap: LOL SHIT
- pantsu: OH NO
- pantsu: OH GOD
- pantsu: SEND HLEP
- pantsu: WHAT DO ID SO
- Cap: I'M LAUGHiNG FOR REAL AND I'M SORRY FOR THAT
- pantsu: NO IAMS TOO ITS SOKA
(thank you too!)
if circumstances had been different, what with the age gap and the distance, and maybe if I had been a little daring, I might have approached you. Eventually. Maybe. I dunno, it seems my relationships have been finding me since I was 16. Never had any plans in between relationships, but I’ve always thought fondly of you.
My future seems much clearer now, I’ve got plans and I’ve learned a lot about what I need. I still care about you as a friend, even though I’m not sure you remember me a lot. The crush is gone, but the admiration remains. I really hope only the best comes to you!
See ya later,
Never too early to start my Christmas list, right?
I’d really appreciate it if I got the opportunity to see my boyfriend. Even if it’s just the assurance of “you will within the year,” since I know the holidays are busy for everyone.
Also, the usual family tradition is nice, but would you mind letting my friends know I’m fine with just hanging out as my present instead of spending money on anything? As a kid, the gifts were obviously my favorite part, but by now just getting some time to sleep in and hang out with the people I love is plenty good for me.
But catering for our hangouts would be nice too, if you’ve got room for that, Santa.
Thanks!! Have a good summer!
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear [insert URL here],